Jenny Replies to Spam


It’s been far too long since I’ve taken a moment to appreciate my spam.  When I took a look at the spam folder this evening, I was delighted to discover 57 spam messages.  Most were in response to my Bigfoot post.  Here goes!

American Airways writes, “I precisely wanted to appreciate you once again. I do not know what I would’ve gone through in the absence of those tips documented by you over that situation. It had been a real fearsome circumstance in my position, nevertheless noticing this skilled fashion you treated it made me to jump with delight.  Most likely you’ve never met any of us.”

Dear American Airways, This is precisely the kind of letter I enjoy getting.  I’m not sure what you would have gone through either, had you not read my blog post about Bigfoot.  I was a little surprised to learn that American Airways cares so much about large hairy non-creatures.  Nevertheless, I jumped with delight when I realized that so many of you were people I’ve never met.

Rocio Deckert writes, “Hello Splendid job. I did not anticipate this. This is a fantastic story. Thanks!”

Dear Rocio, My name is Jenny, not Splendid job.  I did not anticipate your lack of anticipation.  Bigfoot is a fantastic story.  You’re welcome!

Alissa Oberpriller writes, “You command get bought an nervousness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again since exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this hike.”

Dear Alissa, What?  Did you just threaten me?

Gilda writes, “I carry on listening to the rumor lecture.  Could you tell me please, where could i get some?”

Dear Gilda, I think it’s called the rumor mill.  You shouldn’t listen to it.  But, if you must know where you can get some more rumors, follow me to my workplace.  Offices are a great place to carry on listening to rumors.

Kattie Ordman writes, “Gloria enjoys setting aside time for internet research and it’s simple to grasp why.  Our favorite child is certainly studying a whole lot. Take advantage of the rest of the year.”

Dear Kattie, Gloria has it exactly right.  It is important to set aside time for internet research.  But, I am concerned that she, and you, show such open favoritism when it comes to your children.  I plan on taking advantage of the rest of the year.  Tell Gloria I said hello.

Josette writes, “You made blogging look easy.”

Dear Josette, It is pretty easy.  Thanks for noticing.

Gregory writes, “Hank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?”

Dear Greg,  Can I call you Greg?  Hank you for your nice spam letter.  It in fact was a amusing.  We can not communicate.  This is our last communication.

Myeloma Matters writes, “My husband and i have been very relieved that Michael managed to finish up.  It’s not at all simplistic to simply always be handing out solutions.”

Dear Myeloma, Who is Michael?  I’m relieved too.  I was worried about him finishing up.  Now we can move on.

Willis writes, “Excellent goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you are just extremely magnificent. I really like what you have acquired here, certainly like what you’re saying and the way in which you say it. You make it enjoyable and you still care for to keep it smart. I can not wait to read much more from you. This is actually a terrific site.”

Dear Willis, I have never been called extremely magnificent, but I could get used to it.  I really like your goods too, man.  I do care for to keep it smart, so that I can create terrific blog posts for people like you.

Dave writes, “I just desire to say your article is as astonishing. The clarity in your post is simply great and i could assume you are an expert on this subject.”

Dear Dave, I don’t think I can be considered an expert on the subject of Bigfoot, but I really appreciate your compliment. I desire to say that you are too kind.

Religion Outlet writes, “Sooner or later, Mcdougal will get you.”

Dear Religion Outlet,  Should I be worried?


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