It’s been a long weekend for me. I did a lot of reading and a lot of writing for work related reasons. Having just finished my final two page critique of a book, I am ready for a break. Nothing helps me relax quite like reading my spam folder. If you remember, the last spam item I presented was about bed wetting. Today, I’m going to toss out a few of my favorite recent spam comments for your enjoyment:
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